Have I been keeping secrets from you! I've got to, it gives me that mysterious edge that every woman should have.
Call me 'Bones Malone', on 2 nights of the week that is. Those are the nights that you'll find me wearing a mouth guard and talking dirty to girls while I knock them down.
Are you thinking that I'm a lesbian call girl- in the Bronx. That would be great- but no, let us not start that rumor.
I'm skating Roller Derby, and this is picture of my new wheels. Too cool for school.
